Addition Dates: 28.11.'00, 2.09.'03, 5.06.'05, 4.09.'06, 5.09.'06, 16.09.'06
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"that was a bit thoughtless, wasn't it?"
"i dunno, didn't think about it" - Timothy
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That was a lot of food eaten, you must have had some help!? I did, I helped my self!
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What do you call a mad man in bed? Sycozies.
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I was so heavy, that when I stood on the scales they went right up and hit one of my chins.
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If your finding it a bit difficult, don't throw it in the too hard basket, leave it where it is!
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People full of youthfulness, should be full of usefulness.
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What do you say if your tea pot's made of copper? Do you want a copper tea?
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Did you hear about the man in sprinting in the wrong size shoes? He went at a blistering pace.
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Rub a tub tub, and out comes a genie!
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Looks absolutely delishous, but the taste is something else.
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What is a replacemint? You've finished your last mint, so you want a replacemint.
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Fat person on a diet. "I was on a diet, but it crumbled beneath my weight (apple crumble), so I ate it up." - Joel & Timothy
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I'm writing some notes, and I'm writing them fast, and I'm writing them only for me to read. It's called Hieroglifix. - Timothy
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You don't use de-oder-ent, ya use baken soda. But how do you put it on? Well, your skin needs to be moist, so it sticks, so run around to work up a sweat, then stick it on.
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What do you call a rye-full target that looks good? A site to behold.
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Well, call me a tree and blow me down!
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What do you yoiu call a 1,000 meg of jokes? A giggle bite.
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Sarchy & Sarchy have started a cereal company Starchy & Starchy, to combat a cereal company Sueshe & Sueshe, started by Slopy & Slopy, (owned by Joel) - Joel & Timothy
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Did you hear about the clock man? He was an alarmist!
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How are you? I'm a box of ugly ducklings.
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Alan, Joel, & Timothy; the 3 must-cut-hairs - Alan's
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The air is now decleared Non Inhailation Zone; vielaters will be punished!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't have any head, it didn't know where it was going.
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Did you hear about mad chicken? It lost its head.
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How do you deside Who's having the first bath? Ink, pink, you, stink!
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This joke isn't worth the paper it's written on.. Glossy!
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That black cat with a white bit at the bottom of its neak, must have been dipped in black paint, held by under the neck, (They knew ya held onto the neck). - Timothy & Joel
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If your optimistic; you musten't know much.
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Thoughts go thru my head; I don't even notice them!
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I must be b blood type, I just love honey! - Timothy
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Am I a bee or a wasp?
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Are you a queen, worker bee, or a drone? - Mum
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Joel: When are you planning to do an isometric in my program?
Timothy: When you stop nagging me about it.
Joel: How long do I stop nagging you before you do it>
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How do you sit on your bottom all day and still have a hard day?
Hard seat.
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Didn't capture the moment, and the moment got away.
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I'm not really tired, its just my eyelids. – Timothy
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One foot in the grave, and the other on a banana skin – Tam Breth
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You don't want a spot of it; you want the lot of it.
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Maggots in black berries: Mum: “But they're sterrilized!”
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It's terrible being crap at something your good at – Timothy
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Buy a bull, get a mess. - (someone)
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No time to stop and think. - (someone)
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I forgot and /you/ didn't remind me!
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Accidents have all the precizion(sp) of the most refined skills.
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Generally two heads are better than one, but not if their banging together.
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The happy wind blew gaily.
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One night I woke early with Timothy coming in; next night I wake early laughting about some thing in my dream (Timothy heard too); next time I wake myself, because my dream is uncomfitable.
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What's a monster called, that's eating every thing?
A Gobblin.
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This is my last biscuit...until I've finished it.
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A fly swat, to flatten flies for fun.
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Leadership: a ship with a good engine.
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Have you heard of the new secrity locks, their booby traps. Their called dread locks.
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Where do you think your going!? I don't think, I just go.
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When Would We Wanna Where White?
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If there's ones when you want them; there must be heaps when you don't.
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Little old lady -- she's not very old just (a) little.
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Did you know cherries are good bye fruit?
You say cherry-O!
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What does time look like?
Well, it deffinately has wings, any way!
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It's not guitar master pieces, it's guitar bits and pieces.
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Don't start a sentence you can't
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Places to put things start with 'B', and ryhme with 'Ox'.
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I keep buying the latest knives 'cos I want to stay on the cutting edge of technology.
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The thing about crosswords they make you cross. - Tam Breth
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“I don't always mean what I say, but ya know what I mean.”
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'That's a joke that goes rotten really fast' 'Quick, write it down, it's starting to smell.'
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Most every thing one says about them selves, sounds much better than it is.
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It was brilliant it was ingenious...I dunno how it did it.
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A head or two shorter, and a generation or two highter.
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This house is where the law of enthrophy is very effectively in operation.
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If you're going to visit here; give us just one more minute.
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Ice cream and jelly, and a kick in the belly. ~ Quote
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Think like you had a brain.
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First I went and...Then I thought...
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Was that dishes or cutlary that fell down? Because if it was dishes they're the size of cul-lin-ree(sp) now - Timothy
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Women that think that they are as smart as men, should be informed that there is 'intelagents', and not 'intelaladies'.
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Heard of a maori breakfast in bed? First ya get tucked in, then you tuck in.
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First I syked(sp) up, then I cyceled(sp) down.
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Goatikola doesn't make mistakes, she makes misvenision paddies.
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UK means unkanny.
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What do you call an explosive star?
A cannistar.
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"What were you thinking!?"
"Thinking?, you assume too much."
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Me-saw Esaw sitting on a c-saw. - done-no
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Found a new way to clean out the cats in the carshed.
Throw soap blocks at them.
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How do you kill a bell bird?
Ring its neak.
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I carry my note book in my pocket; so when something comes up, I can put it down.
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You think?
That's a thought!
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This is how you do it, and you bend your thumb back.
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This cook book explanes all the does and dounuts of baking.
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I'd thougt I'd bought a good orange, but it was an absolute lemon!
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The screws in my head jigged-d-jig.
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What did Timothy
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What did
the giant say after eating Australia?
I need a drink. (weak dry
voice).
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That's a catchy tune. Yes, I caught on for
a while...but then my voice broke, & I fell off.
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Mum:
Joel might make a cup of tea.
Joel: Pigs might fly.
Mum: They'd
better.
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After all is said and done; much is said, &
little is done! (off the internet, Tim found).
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Imagining
a mouse running up your trouzers: That's why some people shave their
legs, and some wax their legs.
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Take the scraps out
in winter & bare feet, toetily freezing.
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Timothy
sits down & does nothing;
I sit down and do a whole lot of
nothing!
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Rhyme: Look, and asmire, my beutiful
fire!
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Is that a try not to smile,
smile?
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Have a break, have a Kit Kat'.
What about
the cat? 'Have a break, have a Cat Nap'.
Or the dog? 'Have a
break, have a Kitty Cat'.
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I had a horrible
acksident: I got glue all over my jarmers, now I'm stuck in
bed.
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Have you played the game of six pence?
No,
we don't have that sort of money!
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No sooner had he
uttered the words, than he realised it was utter crap! -
Tim's
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Cricket: Is that a four? I'm not shore, I
think it might have been, but now that rule is lost under the big
pile of Alan's rules.
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Rug Rats: Chucky fills his
pants; Tommy says to "Chucky, ooh yucky Chucky, your pants are
all mucky!"
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Shall I do this hair? Or will this
hair do?
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Going on holiday: Oh, forgot my tooth
brush! Oh, well, tooth bad. - Tim's
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25 minutes for
fish'n'chips: They're taking longer than that! Dad: Go and have a
look; they might be waiting for the spuds to get
bigger.
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Mum: Have you's had your washes?
Joel:
What? We're not taps!
Mum: No! You're pigs! So y'd better fly over
there now!
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Showing his cereal conkokshin
(concoction) says, "Imm, try it, and you might change your
diet
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Taking the scraps out in winter in bare feet;
Toe-tally freezing! (Mum made 2 inprovements)
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Timothy
sits down and does nothing!
I sit down and do a whole lot of
nothing.
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Is that a try not to smile,
smle?
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(About Tim's bread) Too little left, to have
any left, after I've left.
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Are you going to eat
that! Why? It's all dowy, ya, dow dow!
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He copied my
gate, so I took afence!
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That's a fancy wire.
Yes,
it's a shish-ge-barb wire.
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Old people say 'Their
get up and go, got up and went!' - Mum
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I'm going to
get my tounge stuck to cold metal, to find out how to get it off more
comfitiblely, it might save a lot of peoples
skin.
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Plataposs, a plate a poss, the plates empty
of course!
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What kind of waves do ants like to ride?
Micro waves.
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Warm up, or freeze
up!
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When the going gets tough, take a
laxitive!
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Garlic, gives you the
huff!
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How do wate lost people say 'Chips?'
Ch-Hips.
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I'm a man on a mission..I mean
quission.
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I know my reason for
having another biscuit is weak; but it still works.
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Kid:
I can't even find the lollies; never mind reach them from the top of
the freezer.
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How can you hold your head high, when
your ownly 5 foot?
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Before you eat your piece of
cake, you think this is my last piece, but before you finish it you
think, I want another one.
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I'm going to get my
tounge stuck to cold metal, to find out how to get if off more
comfitiblely, it might save a lot of peoples skin.
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What
kind of waves do ants like to ride?
Micro Waves!
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I
know my reason for having another biscuit is weak; but it still
works.
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Kid: I can't even find the lollies; never mind
reech them from the top of the freezr.
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How can you hold
your head high, when your ownly 5 foot?
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Before eat your
piece of cake, you think this is my last piece, but before you finish
it you think, I want another one.
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I'm going to get my
tounge stuck to cold metle, to find out how to get if off more
comfitiblely, it might save a lot of peoples skin.
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What
kind of waves do ants like to ride?
Micro Waves!
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Warm
up, or freeze up. (or both – Alan).
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When the
going gets tuff, take a laxitive.
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Cats are out side,
braving the cold, Goati-Kola's inside, braving the Joel.
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Isn't
that a sad looking dog. Yes it's a melincolly.
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How do
you say hello to a bird? Kiya orda.
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It's tuff as old
leather boots, infacked it eats old leather boots.
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For
exercise: I tried running in the spot; I got no where!
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Where
there's a will, there's a hill.
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Where there's a will,
there's ability, but it's too hard.
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What is a humbug? A
Bumblebee.
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I know my reason for having another biscuit
is weak; but it still works.
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Kid: I can't even find the
lollies; never mind reech them from the top of the freezr.
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How
can you hold your head high, when your ownly 5 foot?
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What do you call a bell ringer that's an idiot?
A ding-a-ling.
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I've got a bright idea, turn the light
on.
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I was talking to my self, until I relised
I wasn't listening.
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I didn't have
too, but
I had two.
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What do you call two Maori on one
computer? Moldly-tasking.
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My brain has sprung a leak,
I've run out of ideas.
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Dad: get fast computer, I mean
fast internet.
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I'm going to get my tounge stuck to
cold metle, to find out how to get if off more comfitiblely, it might
save a lot of peoples skin.
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What kind of waves do ants
like to ride?
Micro Waves!
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When the going gets tuff,
take a laxitive.
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Isn't that a sad looking dog. Yes it's
a melincolly.
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It's tuff as old leather boots, infacked
it eats old leather boots.
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For exercise: I tried running
in the spot; I got no where!
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Where there's a will,
there's ability, but it's too hard.
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What is a humbug? A
Bumblebee.
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